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Dimostrazione..

Filed under: Uncategorized — Wrote by marco v on Sunday, January 7th, 2007 @ 10:23 pm

Ok ok, non l’ho pensata io, l’ho presa dal gadget per google La legge di Murphy, ma era troppo bella per non scriverla qui…

Premesso, come noto, che
Donna = Denaro x(per) tempo
Tempo = Denaro
Denaro = √male (radice di tutti i mali)
allora operando per sostituzione si ottiene che
Donna = Denaro x Denaro = (Denaro)^2 (elevato alla seconda)
Donna = (√male)^2
il che dimostra la semplice equazione
Donna = male

5 Comments   -
  • Comment by PiKappa | January 15, 2007 @ 10:50 pm

    hehehe

    SPETTACOLO!!

    Merita di essere incorniciata e appesa in bella vista!!

  • Comment by Anonymous | February 8, 2007 @ 12:35 am

    Purtroppo la dimostrazione si basa sull’assunzione che “il male sia una quantità…positiva!”
    Infatti la formuletta che dice: la radice quadrata del quadrato di x vale x, è vera solo se x è positivo.

  • Comment by marco v | February 8, 2007 @ 12:13 pm

    non mi aspettavo che questa cosa fosse presa così sul serio…
    però non è vero quello che dici. In realtà non ci sono assunzioni: il denaro è una quantità intera positiva, che quantifica un intervallo di tempo. Ad ogni numero reale positivo può essere associata la radice quadrata di un altro numero reale positivo, e quindi il male non può essere negativo.
    ciao :)

  • Comment by Anonymous | February 16, 2007 @ 12:35 pm

    nemmeno io pensavo di essere preso sul serio…
    “positivo” in italiano ha almeno due significati…

  • Comment by Carciofone | February 16, 2007 @ 5:21 pm

    A mio parere la x può anche essere negativa, rispettando in pieno le convenzioni matematiche. Solo che in questo caso la variabile cambia natura: è il passivo lasciato sul conto in banca dalla nostra (ex) amata x…

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